Do Your Part... to Knock the Earth Off its Orbit

Here's a link to the sitge for "World Jump Day" -- an effort to have everyone in the world (or at least a few hundred million people) jump up at the same time to knock the Earth into a wider orbit, thereby lengthening daylight hours and reducing global warming.

Some people have way too much time on their hands. By the way, if you live in the Central Time Zone, we jump at 5:39:13 PM on July 20th.

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Old Fun

There's no Fun like old, archived Fun. See what I mean.

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I wonder what Bugs Bunny has to say about this...

I ran across a great article today about an old man's conflicting stories about how his house burned down -- by wind-driven embers or by flaming mouse? What I find intriguing is the way he talks:

"That dang mouse crawled in there."
"I have an awful hate for those critters."

I think the real lie is the man's name. Look at the evidence: He catches a mouse and cruelly throws it into a fire -- proof-positive of an irrational hatred toward rodents. He talks like an irascible cowpoke. It's painfully obvious that this man is none other than Yosemite Sam. Sam made his first appearance in 1945, 61 years ago. Mr. "Mares" is now 81. You do the math.

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